Сообщений в теме: 463

[Круля]

Точно знаю, что всем более или менее часто приходят смешные письма от мемов и псевдомемов (что чаще) на личные ящики сайтов, предлагаю выкладывать их тут)))) Иногда встречаются шедевры!!!
ЭТО конечно шедевром не назвать, но оч улыбнуло:
From: ward244

Subject: hey bich
Date: 7/2/2007 1:33 am ET

i wanna fuck u

[RRR]

hill300
Subject: free phone sex
Date: 4/14/2006 7:15 pm ET

can we have phone sex for free and your as is off da hook


jackal747
Subject: I love you babes
Date: 4/13/2006 2:31 am ET

Wow Wow u are so!!!beutifull & natural babes i wish if i can meet u my name is Prince from South Africa i want u 2 know that I LOVE U VERY MUCH

finishlast

Subject: , huh?
Date: 2/18/2006 9:26 pm ET

is this for real?, is this for real? ( )

[NoMoneyNoHoney]

мне сегодня такое длинное письмо развратного содержания прислали на рее
даж копировать его сюда как-то неудобно
а вообще таких на imlive оч много

hi my name is richard, watch inch cock your interested in

i could just give you my whole wallet, credit cards, car keys, house.... much too cute - этому ответила, что согласна на все перечисленное

m lets chat - такое вот письмо

[Ornestina]

m

hey where r u when i want see u and give u all my money In lust Sam x

"How are you doing? You really should send me an email at my regular account m).
I'd love to find out more about your and your country...
Peace,
Scott"

"i think youd be a great deep throater since i have a dice like a fire hose"

hi thanks for that you are stunning. Is there anyway i can get some pics or better quality video of you as ur stunning. or even send me a picture to fusible40w which is at m otherwise take care

U A DIRTY CUNT U KNOW U ARE
U MUST FUCKING ADMIT IT
I M TIRED I M GOING T SLEEP NOW
U BETTER GIVE UR ASS A REST COS IT STINKS TOO MUCH
I CAN SMELL IT FROM HERE GET LOST ANY WAY I LL GIVE U FUCKING HARD TIME
WHY DONT U LUK 4 A DESCENT JOB UCUNT

wanna get to know each other

i like your juicy hugest tits and nice tight ass, yummmmmmmy thirsty you`re milkkkkkkkkkky and tasty um-um,um,um,um!!

Come work for me at playboylive.....this site is a waste of your time. If interested dollface email me at m

do u think u can make it all happen in five minutes ?

hey baby, i was looking at ur photos and wow, u r by far one of the hottest most amazing women on this site, i wanna no
more about u baby, message me back with something naughty 

I-DOING-MAMI-LOOK-FOUR-YOU- ARE-LIVE-IN-FLORIDA

LIKE TO TEXT FUCK

У меня 270 писем в ящике, могу продолжать до бесконечности))

[_Andrew_]

Ornestina сказал(а) 2 Jul 2007, 11:22 PM:

У меня 270 писем в ящике, могу продолжать до бесконечности))

мдя.... видимо ты производишь на них впечатление легкодоступной женщины......

[Ornestina]

_Andrew_ сказал(а) 3 Jul 2007, 01:48 AM:

мдя.... видимо ты производишь на них впечатление легкодоступной женщины......

Нет, я просто письма не удаляю

[Hotbbw]

I have a fetish t ohave a huge dildo stuffed upmy ass while being blown just as I reach orgasm you spray me with hot piss is this you??
канеш

Are you in NY or travel here I would love to meet you for the real thing. If so you can email me at mMaster G
обязательно

два седняшних пысьма

Сообщение отредактировал HotBBW: 29 Август 2007 - 14:43

[k_meow]

Hi,

I'm better known as "MASTURBATOR" . I have masturbated to you more times than I can count. I have probably jacked more than a litre of sperm from my balls in tribute to your beauty. You have the most absolutely beautiful and gorgeous legs that I have ever had the pleasure to masturbate to. I am definately a compulsive masturbator and you bring out the best in me. I can easily jack off 8-10-12- times a day once I get going, and when I see you I loose total control of my masturbation. I have a very ,very,very,intense masturbation fetish for ladies with long slender legs,wearing short skirts,nylons,and hi-heels. Whenever I see alady dressed like that I get an instant hardon,which always leads to immeditate masturbation, no matter where I may be. I'm very much an exhibitionist and I love to get naked and jack off while an attractive lady watches me.
тож клева всю смену мне об этом трет еще и пишет письма

[marinka]

k_meow сказал(а) 29 Aug 2007, 06:00 PM:

Hi,

I'm better known as "MASTURBATOR" . I have masturbated to you more times than I can count. I have probably jacked more than a litre of sperm from my balls in tribute to your beauty. You have the most absolutely beautiful and gorgeous legs that I have ever had the pleasure to masturbate to. I am definately a compulsive masturbator and you bring out the best in me. I can easily jack off 8-10-12- times a day once I get going, and when I see you I loose total control of my masturbation. I have a very ,very,very,intense masturbation fetish for ladies with long slender legs,wearing short skirts,nylons,and hi-heels. Whenever I see alady dressed like that I get an instant hardon,which always leads to immeditate masturbation, no matter where I may be. I'm very much an exhibitionist and I love to get naked and jack off while an attractive lady watches me.
тож клева всю смену мне об этом трет еще и пишет письма

Говорит 8-10-12 раз на дню кончать может? в приваты ходит каждый раз когда хочет кончить? Приятный мем, денежный!

Сообщение отредактировал marinka: 29 Август 2007 - 22:11

[НеТвоя]

marinka сказал(а) 29 Aug 2007, 11:10 PM:

Говорит 8-10-12 раз на дню кончать может? в приваты ходит каждый раз когда хочет кончить? Приятный мем, денежный!

скорее всего чаще пишет, чем кончает и уже тем более, чем в приваты ходит... хотя... кто знает

[Hotbbw]

mastrubation is not a crime

[sweet]

[u]I Need you "BITCH". Your not online anymore....can't be favorite.Still "The Best"...even if a bitch.....lol. You weren't on. I was looking. Bought time. Want YOU ...........


hey ... i'm just talking here. You don't have to
answer this stuff unless you want to. You don't even
have to read it! lol I do thank you for the courtesy
you've shown. I don't deserve it.



Sorry,It took u a long time to come back. Then later saw u in private....I was shocked.....lol and turned on. I was watching a few minutes and felt guilty.Hope to see today.don't wear clothes....lol....

oh well...just one opinion. It's like assholes.
Everybody has one and they're not that interesting.

[b]I come see you because I like you, not because you're
smart, sexy and beautiful and look like my mom...lol

И т.д и т.п нуууу просто почитать и уписяться ...анекдоты пора писать ЛОЛ

[k_meow]

PinkGirl сказал(а) 30 Aug 2007, 06:41 AM:

скорее всего чаще пишет, чем кончает и уже тем более, чем в приваты ходит... хотя... кто знает

неа он только во фри рассыпается в благодарностах но так серьезно лол

[martinaFFF]

....I LOVE your ass! mmmm, if you lived here you would be my slave and we would be so happy!...

Не хочу в америку

[Vredina]

lovebear17
Subject: guest lov
Date: 9/24/2007 1:26 am ET


to bad such a gorgeous beauty as your self has such a cold heart to those that cant afford to see or talk to you

lovebear17
Subject: guest lov
Date: 9/24/2007 1:28 am ET


shame shame shame shame shame shame shame shame

lovebear17
Subject: guest lov
Date: 9/24/2007 1:29 am ET


that is what free text chat is for to talk to people that cant go pvt with you so they can talk to you and get to know you

lovebear17
Subject: guest lov
Date: 9/24/2007 1:31 am ET


other wise free text chat is useless for anyone in this site

lovebear17

Subject: guest lov
Date: 9/24/2007 1:36 am ET


there are only two beautiful nice girls on this site that will talk to me in free text chat. they are the best girls on this site of all the girls ive tried to talk to in here they are the best. they are not on all the time but they are the best here

lovebear17

Subject: Re: guest lov
Date: 9/24/2007 3:55 am ET



whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore

[AquaVita]

Просто сериал

[fatimawow]

genocumberland: hello,beautiful...
genocumberland: i was really woundering if you would like to contact me at ...... and get to know each other a little more?
genocumberland: contact me and i'll make all of your dreams cum true.

прям реклама чесслово. Позвоните нам и мы претворим в реальность все ваши мечты.

[Hotbbw]

к кому такое приходило?
пысы,джуся, ты когда-то контаркт спрашивала,а вот он уже готовый лол


-----------------
Feminization Of A Male Contract, in service to Goddess

I___________________________________
First AND Last Name (Please Print)
(hereafter referred to as "i", "my", "me" or as "the She-Male")
give permission to my Mistress to do what she has to feminize me to her
satisfaction. I am willing to let the Mistress take over my appearance
and my life, down to the last detail. Upon signing of this document
give the Mistress the right to do whatever she want to do to my body
AND
my life to become Her She-Male.

For my Mistress to do this She will start by instructing me to obtain
and start taking female hormones(only Injectable's Goddess Needs to
verify on cam!), and keep me wearing women's clothing all the time.
This
clothing may include the following (but also may include ANY other
clothing Mistress deems fit): mini-dresses and miniskirts, thong
panties,
garter belts, corsets, nylons and/or stockings, and high heels. My
clothing must meet my Mistress's approval at all times. All clothing
worn
and in the she-males wardrobe MUST be feminine in nature and color.
All
shoes must have a 4 inch or higher heel.

ALL ADDITIONAL PRIVILEGES WILL BE GRANTED AT THE WHIM OF my MISTRESS,
AND ONLY AFTER i HAVE EARNED THEM.

As a term of my contract, I am to have my eyebrows shaped in a high
arched, thin, feminine style within 3 days of signing, or when Mistress

decides. Within 14 day of signing, or when Mistress decides i am to
have
my ears pierced 3 times in each ear with,what ever piercing studs that
my mistress and I agree upon. As well as a Monroe facial piercing.
When
Mistress Decides. I will get a tattoo of a Daisy or a other flower
with Mistresses Initials in it Within 45 days the shemale will start
getting full permanent make up. Within 30 Days of signing, or when
Mistress
Decides the she-male must have started Hormone Replacement therapy.
Within 2 year of signing, or when Mistress decides the she-male must
be
castrated
to render its penis useless.

Upon the earning of the privilege and as an outward sign of my
commitment to be a perfect She-Male for Mistress, I will keep and
maintain
artificial fingernails to Mistress's desired length of 6 inches minimum
length from the free edge, that is agreed upon by my mistress and in
a painted/airbrushed design to be decided upon by Mistress each and
every time I have my nails done, toe nails
are to match finger nails, to be caped with acrylic and grown to a
minimum length of 3 inches past the free edge the length my mistress
and I
agree upon. She male will start having her nails done within 14 days .
I will also Get braided hair extensions or hair
extensions, until my hair is long enough for a permanent feminine
style with in 60 days of signing, hair will be a color agreed upon by
my mistress and at least 8 inches long.

The She-Male will also go to get waxed regularly, or what ever other
form of hair removal the Mistress wants to have all facial and body
hair
removed to the Mistress satisfaction with in 14 days of signing (when
the He-She has proven to be a worthwhile asset to Mistress, He-She may
be allowed to have PERMANENT
laser hair removal).

The She-Male will wear a butt plug atleast 2 hours a day with photo
proff and will have to wear a penis chastity of Mistress's choice to
render His-Her sissy clit
useless so the shemale may never have relations with a woman again. my
Mistress will have me get permanent Make up in colors and ares
decided
upon. When time comes I will get surgical breast polypropylene string
breast implants, if there is no way to get the string implants,
because
the are not approved by the FDA the shemale would have to look
overseas. The shemale must prove the it has gone to every length to
obtain
polypropylene string breats implants, before it can go to option b
which
is 1200cc expandable breast implants, implants will be enlarged every
3
to 5 years from there after the initial surgery.



The She male will show herself on cam to Goddess at least 4 time a week
to make sure the she male is following her Goddess's orders! The she
male will also be required to have video/photo proof of all sexual
activity!

Upon the Mistress's assessment of the She-Male's suitability to become
a permanent proper girly, the Mistress may wish the She-Male to have
cosmetic surgery to complete transformation into a woman. He/she will
also get rib removal for a smaller waist, surgery to shorten the feet,
and
complete facial feminization for a more feminine appearance. Possibly
gastric bypass if he/she can find a Dr. to approve it. The she male
will be required to be stretched daily to insure she can become a
contortionist. She will also be required to take dance and stripper
lesson to
insure she can entertain properly!


THE FOLLOWING PARAGRAPHS DEAL WITH FINANCIAL OBLIGATIONS THAT I TAKE ON
OF MY OWN FREE WILL. AT NO TIME WILL I ALLOW THE FINANCIAL COSTS OF MY
TRANSFORMATION TO INTERFERE WITH THE OBLIGATIONS i HOLD TO MY
MISTRESS.

The She-Male will be required to find a job that is suitable for her
new feminine appearance. If the Mistress doesn't find the job
appropriate, the She-Male will quit and find another in a timely
manner. THE
SHE-MALE WILL NOT QUIT A JOB WITHOUT MISTRESS'S PERMISSION.

I am to become a Entertainer, as an entertainer the shemale will only
entertain men. i undertake this knowing full well the possible
consequences, and of my own free will.(separate initial bythe
She-Male,
indicating that any action undertaken is of my own free
will and NOT the responsibility or liability of the Mistress_________ )
I will be required to make AND KEEP at least 4 dates a week (failure to
meet this minimum will be dealt with by a penalty of future
determination) All proceeds will go to my Mistress for Her use ONLY. I
will work
on Epic Cams and give all my earnings to my Mistress. All dates will be
photo archived the she-male must have proof of sexual activity!

The She-Male, once signing this contract, becomes property of
Mistress and must follow through with any instructions given by the
Mistress.

With the signature of the She-Male slave on this document will give
the Mistress the Power Of Attorney over my whole life, body and soul.
This document will absolve the Mistress of all possible recrimination
in
the future.

I as a She-Male Slave sign this document with an open and willing and
sound mind.
This is a Contract!

Date___________ of signature

End of leniency period_____________

Full Start of contract_______________
Contract will never end , unless Mistress terminates said contract
for any reason she so desires. Other wise the contract will be on going!

Male Slave______________________
Signature

Mistress_ ____________
Signature


Seal Of Notary Public

[superdetka]

Vredina сказал(а) 1 Oct 2007, 03:58 AM:

that is what free text chat is for to talk to people that cant go pvt with you so they can talk to you and get to know you

Ах вот оно, оказывается, каааак....!!! Халявщег жжот! Надо было чувака поблагодарить за то, что открыл нам, дурам жадным, глаза на то, как в этом мире всё устроено!

Хорошо, что есть кнопка block sender...

[martinaFFF]

Так...Я не поняла...а почему подпись She-Male выше подписи Мистресс? Непорядок....