"Буфер обмена"
Автор AquaVita, 10 мар 2009 18:35
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#4
Отправлено 10 Март 2009 - 19:11
Натюрморт из лиллигейтов
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#9
Отправлено 10 Март 2009 - 20:34
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the result. On his way home he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper.
Before leaving he says to the sales clerk, “I hope you don’t mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?”
“About 35,” was the reply.
“I’m actually 47,” the man says happily.
A little while later he goes to McDonald’s for lunch and asks the order taker the same question, to which the reply is, “I’d guess that you’re 29?”
“Nope, I am actually 47.” He’s starting to feel really good about himself.
While standing at the bus stop he asks an old woman the same question.
She replies, “I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a man’s age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your tom-tom for ten minutes I will be able to tell your exact age.”
As there was no one else around the man thought what the hell and let her slip her hand down his pants.
Ten minutes later the old lady says, “OK, it’s done. You are 47,”
Stunned the man says, “That was brilliant! How did you do that?”
The old lady replies, “I was behind you in McDonald’s”.
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Before leaving he says to the sales clerk, “I hope you don’t mind me asking, but how old do you think I am?”
“About 35,” was the reply.
“I’m actually 47,” the man says happily.
A little while later he goes to McDonald’s for lunch and asks the order taker the same question, to which the reply is, “I’d guess that you’re 29?”
“Nope, I am actually 47.” He’s starting to feel really good about himself.
While standing at the bus stop he asks an old woman the same question.
She replies, “I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a man’s age. If I put my hand down your pants and play with your tom-tom for ten minutes I will be able to tell your exact age.”
As there was no one else around the man thought what the hell and let her slip her hand down his pants.
Ten minutes later the old lady says, “OK, it’s done. You are 47,”
Stunned the man says, “That was brilliant! How did you do that?”
The old lady replies, “I was behind you in McDonald’s”.
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ничто так не красит женщину, как Photoshop CS2 ©
#11
Отправлено 10 Март 2009 - 21:56
"The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated." - Ghandi
#12
Отправлено 10 Март 2009 - 22:19
Не щекоти пальцем своей трусости пятку моего гнева
#15
Отправлено 11 Март 2009 - 01:07
СПИСОК ИСПОЛЬЗОВАННЫХ ИСТОЧНИКОВ
1. Кривошипные кузнечно-прессовые машины /В.И. Власов, А.Я. Борзыкин, И.К, Букин-Батырев и др. Под ред. В.И. Власова. - М.: Машиностроение, 1982. 424 с., ил.
2. Кузнечно-штамповочное оборудование/ Под ред. А.Н. Банкетова. М.: Машиностроение, 1982. - 567 с.
3. Е.Н. Ланской, А.Н. Банкетов. Элементы расчета деталей и узлов кривошипных прессов. М.: 1966. - 380 с.
4. Расчет муфт, тормозов, трубопроводов и систем управления кузнечно-прессовых машин. ЭНИКМАШ, МАМИ. Москва-Воронеж, 1974. -188 с.
5. Я.М. Охрименко Технология кузнечно-штамповочного производства. М.: Машиностроение, 1976. - 560 с.
6. М.И. Ипатов, М.К. Захарова, К.А. Грачев Организация и планирование машиностроительного производства. М.: Высшая школа, 1988. - 367 с.
1. Кривошипные кузнечно-прессовые машины /В.И. Власов, А.Я. Борзыкин, И.К, Букин-Батырев и др. Под ред. В.И. Власова. - М.: Машиностроение, 1982. 424 с., ил.
2. Кузнечно-штамповочное оборудование/ Под ред. А.Н. Банкетова. М.: Машиностроение, 1982. - 567 с.
3. Е.Н. Ланской, А.Н. Банкетов. Элементы расчета деталей и узлов кривошипных прессов. М.: 1966. - 380 с.
4. Расчет муфт, тормозов, трубопроводов и систем управления кузнечно-прессовых машин. ЭНИКМАШ, МАМИ. Москва-Воронеж, 1974. -188 с.
5. Я.М. Охрименко Технология кузнечно-штамповочного производства. М.: Машиностроение, 1976. - 560 с.
6. М.И. Ипатов, М.К. Захарова, К.А. Грачев Организация и планирование машиностроительного производства. М.: Высшая школа, 1988. - 367 с.
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